parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER
“Attention seniors. Before the merriment of commencement commences, I hope that your years with us here at Rydell High have prepared you for the challenges you face. Who knows, among you there may be a future Eleanor Roosevelt or a Rosemary Clooney, and among you young men, there may be a Joe DiMaggio, a President Eisenhower, or even a Vice-President Nixon. But always you will have the glorious memories of Rydell High. Rydell forever. Bon voyage.”